밀워키 프랜차이즈 역사상 황당 부상 top 10

밀워키 프랜차이즈니까 당연히 밀워키 벅스를 포함해서 mlb의 밀워키 브루어스의 황당부상 케이스도 소개가 되겠습니다.

트위터에서 좋은거 찾아서 공유하고 싶어 허접번역해봅니다.

1. Francisco Rodriguez, Milwaukee Brewers — Stepping on cactus (2014)
At the tail end of a prolific career as a closer, K-Rod encountered a more dangerous foe than anyone he ever faced on the mound: the almighty cacti. The quasi-legendary reliever made the mistake of stepping on a cactus while walking barefoot in Arizona. He missed a few spring training games, but went on to save 44 games amid an All-Star campaign in 2012.

-최연소 세이브 기록을 계속해서 경신하고 있는 프란시스코 로드리게즈. aka K-Rod.

2012년에 시즌 준비하기위해서 애리조나에서 캠프를 하던 중, 맨발로 걷다가 선인장에 찔려서 부상.

하지만 큰 부상이 아니라서 스프링 트레이닝 경기만 몇번 빠지고 그 해 44세이브 기록함.

2. Larry Sanders, Milwaukee Bucks — Night club altercation (2013)
Now “retired” due to lifestyle reasons his NBA lifestyle imposed upon him, power forward Larry Sanders’ slip-ups really started in 2013, when he missed a few games on account of a thumb injury he sustained after a night club altercation. Based on how slippery the floor seemed, it’s a miracle Sanders only injured his thumb in the melee.

-너무 잘 아시겠죠? 래리 샌더스.

수비 대단한 선수로 성장하고 있던 와중에 나이트 클럽에서 싸움나면서 손가락 다침. 그 뒤로 멘탈 무너지면서 사실상 은퇴상태죠.

3. Doug Melvin, Milwaukee Brewers — Scorpion bite (2013)
A guy known for making a fair number of good moves during his tenure as Brewers general manager could easily be just as well-known for making on wrong move during spring training in 2013. Dude got stung by a scorpion. The sting reportedly traveled from his middle finger to his shoulder, before he finally went to the hospital. He went to work the following day. You officially have no excuse to miss work now.

-전 밀워키 브루어스 단장 덕 멜빈.

2013년 스프링 트레이닝때 뱀에 물림;;  큰 부상은 아니었나보네요.

4. Jonathan Lucroy, Milwaukee Brewers — Slammed suitcase on hand (2012)
From June and into July of 2012, budding Brewers catcher Jonathan Lucroy’s season was cut short when he sustained a “boxer’s fracture.” However, if memory serves, that boxer’s fracture is actually a suitcase handler’s fracture, as Lucroy missed more than a month when some luggage landed on his hand.

-밀워키 브루어스팬이라면 가장 화나는 부상케이스가 아닐까..(특히 저)

역대급 시즌에다가 심지어 올스타 선정이 확정적이었는데...

원정을 떠나기위해서 짐싸려고 아내가 장 위에 있는 트렁크를 내리다가 놓치면서 루크로이의 손에 맞음.

손 골절로 1달 넘게 결장되면서 올스타도 날라가고 시즌도 상당히 힘들었었죠..-_-;;

5. Chris Narveson, Milwaukee Brewers — Scissors (2011)
Technically, this can be considered a baseball-related injury, since the Narv-Dog was treating his glove with some scissors when he lacerated his left index finger during what might be his best professional season of his forgettable career. He missed some time and, on account of other injuries, never really caught on with the Brew Crew thereafter (managing just one start in the following two seasons).

-투수라면 자기 글러브는 자기가 관리해야하는데요.

크리스 나브슨이 글러브를 가위로 관리하다가 삐끗하면서 왼손 집게손가락이 찢어짐.

현재는 일본에서 뛰는걸로 압니다.

6. Zack Greinke, Milwaukee Brewers — Pick-up basketball game (2011)
Shortsighted Brewers fans may look upon the Zack Greinke’s tenure as a flawless epoch of wonder. Those people forget that the undisputed ace’s Brewers debut was delayed by a month on account of a rib injury he incurred during a pickup basketball game. Sure, he went undefeated at Miller Park during his near-two-season stint, but surely lost 20-plus innings of work due to a case of basketball jones.

-그레인키 취미가 농구인데요. 픽업 농구를 하다가 갈비쪽을 다치면서 1달정도 밀워키 데뷔가 늦었죠.

농구수준은 아주 좋은걸로 기억함.

7. Jeff Suppan, Milwaukee Brewers — Sleeping on towels (2010)
Unlike Greinke, few fans look upon Jeff Suppan’s four-year, $39.5M deal fondly. During his final season in Milwaukee (and penultimate year in baseball), Soup started the season on the disabled list due to neck stiffness. As it turns out, the middling hurler’s year was shortened when Suppan allegedly used a rolled up towel as a pillow instead of, you know, a real-ass pillow. Maybe his $12.75M salary in 2010 could’ve covered a decent pillow or, at the very least, some nicer towels.

-제프 수판.

2010년 시작을 목부상으로 DL에 오른채로 시작했는데 알고봤더니 잠 잘때 베개 대신 돌돌 만 타월을 배고 자다가 목이 뻣뻣해지는 부상을 당한 것;;

돈도 많이 받으면서 잘때는 좋은걸로 베고 잡시다.

8. Mo Williams, Milwaukee Bucks — Pubic Symphysitis (2008)
Then-Milwaukee guard Mo Williams was a bright spot on some bleak Bucks teams of the era. That said, he missed limited time in 2008 due to public symphysitis (aka “osteitis pubis”) or “an overuse injury characterized by tissue damage and inflammation to the pelvis at the site where the two pubic bones join, resulting in groin pain.” An overuse injury? Yeah, we don’t pity Mo Williams.

-모 윌리암스.

치골 골염을 당했다고 하는데 무슨 이유인지 해석이 안되네요.. 죄송

9. Matt Wise, Milwaukee Brewers — Salad tongs (2006)
In a rare case of salad being unhealthy, Brewers reliever Matt Wise lost his changeup and a couple days of his 2006 season due to some irresponsible salad tong wielding. “At least it was something in my weight class,” Wise said of the incident.

-밀워키에서 한때 뛰었던 불펜투수 맷 와이즈.

샐러드 집게때문에 부상.

10. Steve Sparks, Milwaukee Brewers — Ripping phone book in half (1994)
After watching musclemen tear Yellow Pages asunder in spring training of 1994, knuckleballer Steve Sparks figured he could repeat the feat. In trying to tear a phone book in half, Sparks dislocated his non-throwing shoulder and didn’t crack the ’94 Brewers roster. No matter, as the season was shortened by a strike.

-지금은 사라진 전화번호부.

스티브 스팍스는 전화번호부에 베이면서 부상;;

이상입니다. 뿅.